What if Felix goes to “comfort” the Lieutenants and he says something to Bitters.
"I’m sorry about your gold buddy."
And then Bitters punches him, hard, in the face.
"He was fucking Orange.”
"Men’s Rights" activist and self-proclaimed philosopher Stefan Molyneux pretends to be a woman posting a positive comment on his own video “debunking” Frozen but completely fails at account switching
I never want to stop thinking about this.
why does kotaku let people who don’t play games write articles about playing games
Ahh yes, I totally understand how writing an emotional, heartfelt goodbye for the Citadel DLC for Thane and somehow shoehorning in his appallingly unnecessary death scene was so much easier than writing a short quest which would probably involve a lot of characters who aren’t Thane (mostly hanar, I imagine) and would throw a bone to their ignored-yet-dedicated female fanbase.
million dollar idea for a men’s hygiene product: shower helmets for when you see yourself reflected on the shower glass and try to headbutt the naked male encroaching on your territory
Adam “Doesn’t Give a Fuck” Ellis
"Just bought a new camera. SELFIE TIME WITH MY NEW TURIAN BFF—SAY CHEESE GARRUS"
…If Shepard made an instagram account during ME1. Obviously, selfies continue to stay in-vogue well past the year 2183.
*boss ass bitch in the background*